Okay look, Filson, I think these new Grab & Go Totes are great, and I love that they’ve got a water-repellent oil finish exterior, and further-protecting nylon interior, and, that they’re under $100.

Do you guys know what an anglerfish is? Basically, it’s a nightmare-inducing hellbeast, with a giant mouth full of jagged teeth, and a light-up, prey-attracting lure jutting out from the center of its head.