Since commercial space travel is getting closer and closer to becoming a reality, I think it’s time we start coming up with some stylish alternatives to those bulky astronaut suits.

Hot and humid air has been migrating from the Caribbean to NYC for the past couple of weeks. But instead of bringing tropical birds and the salty scent of the sea, it’s given rise to massive, winged cockroaches, and made the entire city stink like swamp-ass.