Daaaamn son, it’s been 8 months since I last talked about rockin’ a robe, yo.

Boy do I love me a good weird T-shirt. Ones that, when people ask me what they mean, I can use terms like “existentialism” or “cultural perception” knowing damn well it will keep them from ever asking me what my damn T-shirt means ever again. These Reception Clothing Tees, which are made in Portugal and…

Do you remember when you were a child and you were so innocent and pure and beyond reproach?

Y’all know that I have no qualms about wearing clothing that people with no fashion sense may deem “feminine,” because A) those peoples’ opinions mean absolutely nothing to me and B) my ultimate goal is to have the perfect balance of masculinity and bad bitch energy.

Welcome to Cool Dads™, a series in which our resident cool dad, Nick Grant, helps us all get dressed.

I’m not going to act like these Epperson Mountaineering Shoulder Pouches won’t get called a “murse” by my plebeian friends and coworkers.