Epperson Mountaineering Shoulder Pouches

I’m not going to act like these Epperson Mountaineering Shoulder Pouches won’t get called a “murse” by my plebeian friends and coworkers. But, at this point, they should all be acclimated to my well-made, yet edge-teeteringly-androgynous wardrobe decisions. And why shouldn’t they appreciate the tough-as-nails pouch that’s fashioned after the extremely functional chalk bag climbers use, and that features 1000D Cordura nylon fabric and waterproof YKK zippers? Oh because I keep my wallet in it instead of my back pocket, relieving stress on my spine? Or my lipstick for when I wanna feel pretty?? That’s prejudicial, and me and my $80 shoulder pouch will not stand for it.

For price and purchase info, visit Epperson Mountaineering.