If I had the mental and emotional fortitude, physical strength, and was able to take a 4 – 5 year break from from my family, job, and social life, I could climb Mt. Kilimanjaro in this Wings + Horns Satin Sherpa Parka. This baby has all the fixin’s to keep me insanely warm as I journey to the top, including nylon flight satin on the outside, deep pile sherpa fleece on the inside, a storm flap with hidden snaps, a tri-panel hood, and some extra length to cover my precious pee-pees, hoo-hahs, and tushies. And it’s now 40% off, so I’m already that much closer to the summit.

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