Well this is a real kick in the dick. The largest size these Wakouwa Deck Shoes come in is a US 11, so they’re a no go for me and my size 12s, which is a huge bummer because they look and sound great. Classic deck shoe styling, an American canvas upper, non-slip vulcanized rubber sole, built on a modified Alden Last (yes that Alden), and, a “scientific shoe fitting” which, well, I don’t know what that is, but it sounds super cool (even cooler since I can’t have it). I hope all of you size 7s – 11s enjoy them. And think of me and my clown feet when you wear them.

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