Victory Sportswear Trail Runners

Should I start doing an “Ask a Cool Dad™” column, where you guys send me your questions and I help you also become a Cool Dad™ or a wannabe Cool Dad™? I’m sure one of the questions would be, “what is a good, American-made substitute for the Trump-loving and alt-right endorsed, New Balance?” And I would answer that Victory Sportswear and their Trail Runners, which are handmade in Massachusetts, are the perfect alternative. And now they’re on sale at Kafka for $150 smackaroos. Since I already answered this question for you guys, send me some others after you pick up a pair of these joints.

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