Todd Snyder + Champion Long Sleeve Crews

According to the product description for these Todd Snyder + Champion Long Sleeve Crews, the shirts are made in Canada out of 14 oz cotton jersey. 14 oz? That’s some serious fucking jersey. I mean, think about it, most jeans are made from 12 oz denim (which means these are heavier, for all you non-mathletes). Plus, they call the jersey “textured” and “coarse.” It’s almost like they’re daring you to wear one, like it’s a challenge. “Think you got what it takes to strap one of these heavy-ass, coarse crews on?” Well, do you?

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