Looking for a new belt? Thar she blows, matey. Sorry, I know my jokes aren’t funny, but if these Bedford Belts from Sweet Trade don’t put a smile on your face, check your pulse; you might be dead. They’re handmade to order in New England out of the 8-10 oz. leather of your choosing, have solid brass hardware throughout, and, well, look at ’em. What’s not to love? Get yours for $120, and turn that Captain Ahab looking frown upside down.

For price and purchase info, visit Sweet Trade.