I’ve been on the toilet practically all day because of something I ate last night. Few things are worse than not knowing if you’re going to shit yourself unexpectedly. And for that very reason, I’ve made sure not to wear any trousers that I love and cherish, which would include these 1 Pleat Tapered Trousers from Still by Hand, if I owned a pair. Made in Japan, the single-pleated, tapered leg pants come in garment-dyed cotton and buttery velvet. Ugh, I simply could not handle anything happening to that beautiful velvet. Pick up a pair from OTHER/shop for $187 a pop.

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