STB Copenhagen Footwear

It truly pains me to even be thinking about boots because A) I’m a sneaker guy through-and-through and B) Boots = cold ass weather = my shrunken dick. But these STB Copenhagen Boots could be the cure for both. Made in Portugal, they have leather insoles and flexible rubber outsoles, so I’ll still get the comfort I get from my sneakers. And, these boots – especially the Tenzig in black, the Jerry Suede Boot and the Monty Suede Chukka – make me randy, thus taking care of the whole shrunken dick thing. Cold weather can still fuck itself, tho. Get ’em for $160 to $190 at Need Supply

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  • Wilding on the copy today, Nick Grant!