Fun fact for all you non-surfers out there, like, for instance, myself; there is a trick called “the coffin” and it is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. You basically pick a wave to ride and, as soon as you gain your balance, you lie down on your board as though you’re dead. How badass is that? Makes perfect sense these badass trousers from The Silted Company share the same name. They’re made in Italy out of a mid-weight cotton with a liiiittle bit of stretch and feature a built-in rope belt, so you can practically do anything in these, like jumping jacks or faux die on a 40ft barrel. Skaters and surfers are always the coolest, aren’t they? Time to pick up a pair of these $116 trou and tell someone this anecdotal fact like you know WTF you’re talking about.

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