I’m not expecting y’all to go bum rushing the Present online shop just because they have a pink Knitted Hat (even though I’m super excited about it). That said, there are nine other highly desirable colors to choose from, and they’re all made in Scotland out of 100% soft-as-baby-shit lambswool, and only cost $39 a pop. So, actually, a Black Friday at Best Buy situation might be imminent here – in which case, I’m gonna go pick up two or three of ’em right now, before you heathens snatch them all up.

For price and purchase info, visit Present London.