Yo Patagonia, these new Hemp Volley Shorts look great and all, but what’s with them only coming in a 7″ inseam? What about us 5″ inseam lovers? What are we supposed to do? Not show off a borderline scandalous amount of thigh? Psh, why even have a summer, then? I mean, fine, I guess we could cuff the responsibly-made, hemp / organic cotton blend shorts. But next time, maybe throw us shank-show-ers a bone, okay?

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