Why did you guys let me buy those hair-clippers? And why did you let me put the #1 guard on said clippers, and use them to cut my own hair during a week that my picture is being taken for an article I’m being featured in? The worst part is that it’s no longer beanie season, so I need a couple of these Twill Unstructured Caps from Palm High to keep my style maximized and my extremely fucked haircut undetected. I figure at $68 a piece, I can pick up 3 or 4 days worth to keep me going (until the next time I feel too cheap and / or lazy to go to the barber).

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