Norse Projects Hauge Swimmers

These Hauge Swimmers from Norse Projects are made in Portugal out of fast-drying and durable nylon from Korea, and then given an anti-bacterial treatment. I’m not sure why they’ve been given that treatment, but, for some reason reading about it made me think of those parasites in the Amazon River that like to swim up your urethra, and then I thought maybe the anti-bacterial treatment somehow deters those things. And if that’s true, THESE ARE THRE GREATEST SWIM TRUNKS EVER MADE. Get ’em now for 30% off.




For price and purchase info, visit Norse Store.