“Vacation.” Foreign concept to me. Sure, I may travel here or there, bask in the sun a little bit, do a little window shopping. But literally having the ability to vacate my adult responsibilities that loom over me every waking moment? Laughable concept. So, here’s my plan; I’m going to pick up one of these lightweight cotton camp collar Pharcyde Vacation Shirts from Noon Goons – you know, get really comfortable and nonchalant with it – and then I’m going to get myself a lobotomy. THAT is the only way I will actually be able to “vacate” the nonstop existential dread that lives in my head. The shirts are now almost 50% off at END. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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