Look, I don’t expect all of you to get behind these new Noah Zagor x 1733 Bags, because, let’s face it, many of you just aren’t as advanced as I am. It’s a gift and a curse, believe me. So while these crossbody bags and pouches that are literally made by one guy in Chicago using antique Japanese textiles, waterproof ripstop, and magnetic buckles, obviously appeal to me, I cannot expect the same for you. And that’s why, sometimes, I must sit on this island alone. But if you want to join me here, these bags, which run $65-$210, will be live on the 1733 site this Thursday morning.

For price and purchase info, visit Noah Zagor.