I don’t think there is a sport I am more terrified of than rugby. I mean, Jesus Christ, man; those dudes are fast, large, and hit harder than a motherfucker. But even though I’ll never step foot on a rugby pitch (at least not if I can help it), I’ll still wear the hell out of these Rugby Shorts from Noah. Cut and sewn in Canada, they’re made out of practice cloth, a 100% cotton fabric that’s tough enough to withstand the sport that shakes me to my core. So they should also be able to withstand the way less body-destroying activities I’ll be partaking in, like lying around on the couch and watching rugby on ESPN3.

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