I’ll let you guys in on a little secret: none of my trademarks – Cool Dad™, Sauce Dad™, et al – have actually been trademarked. I just like how the ™ make things look more legit. So, I’m not sure if these All-Natural T-Shirts™ from Native Color are for real trademarked, or if they’re just pulling a me. Regardless, adding a ™ to these Texas-grown organic cotton, tube-knit, naturally-dyed, heavyweight tees is the perfect chef’s kiss. And at $55 a pop, you’re gonna have to call me the The All Natural T-Shirt™ Dad™ from now on.

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