To you, these Monocle Kamedajima Slippers may seem opulent. But not to me. For I am a king, deserving of Japanese hand-spun slub yarn and a cushioned sole in which to gallivant around my palace while getting fed fat-ass, juicy grapes by one of my 27 wives. I’m also a generous king who shall allow my fiefdom to enjoy the same slippers as their lord for a mere £35. That’s $54, you peasants.
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