Chickity Czech yo self before you wreck yo self. Look, if you think it sucks to read this stuff, just imagine being the poor sap who thinks it up. Oy, I’m a living joke. ANYWAY, look at this beautiful Monitaly Czech Coat. It’s made in the USA out of water-resistant cotton Vancloth. It’s got a great military-inspired design. And it’s 50% off at Kafka Mercantile. Czech, please!

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