Scandanavian brand, Livid, has named these bombastically floral shirts after (what was once) one of the most dangerous cities in America, Compton. Maybe it’s because the incredibly soft band collar shirts represent the softening crime rates that have DRAMATICALLY fallen over the years? Or maybe it’s to fool people into thinking they’re safe and then BAM! I just robbed you for your latte in a floral popover bitch… but only by accident, because I thought it was mine, but then I took a sip and realized it had 2% milk and not soy, so I gave it back to you and offered to buy you a new one. Bring out your inner Compton with one of these for 30% off at Unionmade.

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