Guys, seriously, I need a fucking vacation. And when I saw these lightweight cotton Castro Shirts from La Paz, with those two external pockets right above the hem, I immediately thought about how tight they would look at one of those touristy restaurants at an all-inclusive hotel in Mexico. I’d be in the white one, which would perfectly complement my gnarly tan, unshaven face, and tequila buzz. Oh man, it’s like I’m there. But I’m not. I’m here. Writing about shirts. BRB, gotta go cry in the bathroom.

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