A Kind of Guise has been sneaky great lately. Not just good, but great, turning out quiet bangers left and right that don’t scream “look at me! I added boobie tassels and can summon the spirit of Beelzebub after the first wash!” These superb Delon Shirts are handmade in Germany from an array of German and Italian fabrics and feature a cutaway collar and – you guessed it – a two-way zipper just like your boy likes. I try to keep you all abreast of that good good because I love you and I want you to stay laced. And I will happily take one of these $207 overshirts as a well-deserved “thank you.”

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