Rarely am I enviously spiteful of a menswear model, but the guy Context has wearing their Kahala Hawaiian Shirts is essentially who I’m supposed to be, but with a better hairline and in better shape. I refuse to show my wife these made-in-Hawaii, 100% cotton poplin printed shirts because she will ask “who is that?” and I’ll say “some guy at Context” and then she’ll ask “where’s Context?” and I’ll answer “Madison, Wisconsin” and then she’ll go there and leave me for him, and all I’ll be left with is one of these really nice shirts – I might hate Context and this guy for ruining my marriage and my life, but these $85 shirts are too good to pass up.

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