Joshu+Vela’s Bucket Totes are made in San Francisco out of impenetrable 24 oz. cotton canvas. Alright, penetrable by, like, knives or bullets, but still super tough. They also feature leather handles that are tanned with organic vegetables including kale and radishes. Okay, that’s not actually how veg-tanned leather is made. And the military steel hardware has been rigorously tested by actual Navy SEALS. REALLY!?!? YOU CAN’T LET ME HAVE THAT ONE EITHER? Fine, the bags look good, and will hold and protect your shit for years, and they only cost $125. Happy?

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