I just got the iPhone X (not-so-humblebrag), and my goodness is the camera slick. The Portrait Mode can really make you look great. Or, it can magnify every flaw you have. Which is why I’m getting one of these magnificent James Grose Double Rider Jackets, to completely divert people’s attention away from my face. Made in England using premium horse leather, lambskin, and suede, and finished with heavy duty hardware and a belted waist extension, people will skim right over my crooked smile and blotchy facial hair, and go straight to my dope jacket. And now that it’s 25% off at No Man Walks Alone, I can actually afford one, even after splurging on this phone that I’m scared to take selfies with.
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