My son just started playing soccer. And by “playing” I mean “running around holding the ball while his dad tries to coral him like a goddamn sheepherder.” So I think I’m gonna pick up a pair of these Isaora Tactical Pants. Made in NYC out of Italian tech stretch cotton canvas, they’ll help me keep up with my little Pele in training without making me look like some lame soccer dad. Plus there are a ton of soccer moms that need something cool and stylish to look at, and with these pants, I can be there for them.

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