Gustin published a goddamn dissertation about these new Chelsea Boots on their website. But since I was put on this earth to describe clothing on the internet, let me give you the highlights: they’re simple and sleek, handcrafted in the USA, and have a Goodyear welt, which is the best of the best for boots since it means you can replace the sole. They also have Horween leather uppers, which will age to perfection like a fine wine or your friend’s single mother. And they’re only $215 a pop. What more do you need to know?

For price and purchase info, visit Gustin.