There is absolutely nothing short about me. Well, except for my left thumb, which is freakishly shorter than my right for some reason??? But I’d be happy to introduce some short into my life – in the form of these Short Collar Oxfords from Engineered Garments. The 100% oxford cotton shirts come in an array of beautifully bold colors and feature a hidden button placket and that casual short collar that isn’t wimpy, but also lets people know you ain’t fuckin’ with no ties. These are now 50% off at Superdenim, so pick up the peach version because it’s sex. Which I am confirmed to have had. Probably because I’m not short. Anywhere. Except for my left thumb.

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