We have finally hit the perfect weather where I can make my Cool Dad Uniform®’s final evolution, like the Pokemon I truly want to become. I’ve always seen myself as a Grass type, since I’m one with the earth but I’ll cut a motherfucker if I need to, so it’s only natural (no pun intended) that I would don this I Don’t Have Good Days Tri-Flower Crew in my final form. A 14 oz cotton fleece that’s made in the US, with a tri-floral embroidery on the front. Simple, yet killer. Just like me, your favorite Pokemon, Penisaur.

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