My wife still has her teddy bear from when she was a kid, and she’s given it to our son. But every once in a while, she’ll grab it and bring it into our bed to cuddle with, which upsets me because I thought I was her snuggle bear, you know? So, I’m going to pick up this De Bonne Facture Brushed Wool Bomber Jacket, because it’s got a nice soft wool flannel outer (plus a two-way zip, which is a non-negotiable feature for my bombers). So when I slip into bed and snuggle up against her whilst wearing it, her lady boner will rage. Pick it up for half off at East Dane (plus an extra 15% off with code GOBIG18), and make yourself a human Teddy Ruxpin.

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