I’ve been noticing the hair thinning on top of my head more and more lately, and let me tell you, it’s incredibly humbling. While I want to believe people think I wear hats all the time because it’s “my thing,” I have a sneaking suspicion they know the real reason. But to hell with ’em, because I’m going to keep on wearing dope hats like the 100% Merino Wool Beanies from A Day’s March. Made in Portugal, they’re perfect for covering my increasingly imperfect hairline. Plus, the $45 joints will help me to do what I do best: act like I don’t give a fuck on the outside, while crying profusely on the inside.

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