I don’t do drugs, but sometimes I feel like I have the brain of someone who does. Example: these Heavyweight Crewnecks from CYPRESS got me thinking about how “heavyweight” is a pretty subjective term because they’re not, like, actually heavy, you know? Like compared to a car or a horse. But, at the same time, these sweats, which are made in Canada out of supple Japanese brushed terry, and have set-in sleeves and a rear back seam, do the heavy lifting of keeping you warm, comfortable, and looking like you know WTF you’re doing. And, conceptually, that’s, like, super heavy, you know? HAVEN needs to pass whatever they’re smoking for making these joints half-off.

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