I loooove to poop. So, I have a lot of experience with toilet paper. And the thicker the ply, the better. Which is why I know that Country of Origin’s 3 Ply Cardigans are the shit. Made in England, the two-pocket cardigans have three layers of 100% lambswool for ultimate warmth and snuggliness. Get that good after-poop-like experience for $263. Bet you never thought I’d make poop the centerpiece of a post, but here we are.

For price and purchase info, visit Country of Origin.