Have you noticed that there are more and more flat earth truthers these days? I’m not sure where the hell they are coming from, but they should probably stop reading the internet (and start vaccinating their kids). And if they want something that’s actually flat, they should check out these Wide Flat Woven Leather Bracelets from Chamula. Veggie-tanned leather, made huarache-style in Mexico, and almost guaranteed to last a lifetime, these beautifully-crafted bracelets don’t ignorantly deny centuries of proven, scientific research. Pick ’em up for 20% off at East Dane, and become a flat bracelet truther.

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