Did I ever tell you about the time I wore sunglasses through an entire class my sophomore year?

Did you guys have a security blanket growing up? You know, the one you always had to have with you because it could protect you from any and all iffy situations, like sleeping alone in a dark room, or interacting with relatives.

Remember how I used to write about things that were “tailored,” “fitted” or “slim.” Man are those days over. “Loose,” “baggy” and “roomy” are the new wave, my friends. Take a look at this 50’s Great Sweater from Our Legacy.