It is 88 degrees and muggy as fuck here in Des Moines, but I’m already dipping my proverbial sweaty stick into the heavy outerwear pool.

I had a pretty extensive polo and rugby shirt collection in college that I was incredibly proud of.

I saw these Battenwear Canyon Shirts and thought “yes, I very much like the look of these and boy do I love pockets” but then I read the first line of the description, which says, “In 2017, Battenwear opened a satellite office in Topanga Canyon, California.” *Record scratch times infinity* My only true television love…