*Taps microphone and clears throat* Excuse me. May I have everyone’s attention, please. Beckett and Simonon are back on their bullshit. One of the best hard-bottom shoe brands around, they’ve just released these impeccable Preston Chelsea Boots, which are handmade using full grain Argentinian calfskin leather, and have a resoleable Blake-stitched leather sole. The one catch with BS is that you have to wait a few months for such greatness, but at only $219 a pop, these are well worth it. You may now return to what you were doing. Thank you.

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