Battenwear says these Active Lazy Shorts are “an easy, simple, and stylish go-to whether you are planning to shoot some hoops, lounge around on a park bench, hike a trail, or sit creek-side just chucking rocks into the water.” Man, forget the shorts, where can I buy some of that free time? Seriously, I would pay $1,000 to be able to sit around chucking rocks at water. Okay, no I wouldn’t, but I would pay $125 for a pair of these shorts. Five colors are available.

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