If you’re anything like me, you’re in desperate need of a vacation, but too broke to take one. But if you’re not going to let that stop you from treating yourself to some tropical “me time” that you can’t afford, why not pick up some sensible beach wear to offset your fiscal irresponsibility? The new 2016 Resort Collection from Bather Trunk Co. features a slew of Canadian-made, ultra-fine mesh-lined, 100% quick-dry nylon trunks in a variety of colors and patterns for an easily-digestible $78 per. Bon voyage.

For price and purchase info, visit Bather Trunk Co.