I don’t know how my body does it, but the amount it sweats during the summer months should have me sub-100 lbs. Yet, here we are, just dad-bod-ing ’til the cows come home. Since no real good is coming from all that perspiration, I might as well do my best to keep it in check with one of these new Linen Shirts from ASKET. Made in Portugal, they have a really refined cut, thanks to ASKET’s 15 sizes. And even though I’ve never been partial to linen, I have faith that ASKET will keep me from looking like a member of Pitbull’s entourage after a four-day coke binge. Pick up one of three colors for $125.

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