Yes, squeezing into a pair of 17 oz jeans in the mid-August heat is about as appealing as a Sriracha enema (especially when said jeans are described as having a “crunchy and rough hand”). But, by the time the weather is right for these burly, American-made 130x Jeans from 3sixteen – which just got marked down 20% – they’ll have long been sold out. So, it’s up to you: do you want to early-bird this exclusive Japanese selvedge denim worm? Or do you want to spend winter full of regret for not snagging these beautiful, heavyweight monsters when you had the chance?

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