Sure, these Canadian-made Sulphur-Dyed Twill Tokyo Chinos from Wings + Horns look great, but I’m a little nervous about the sulphur-dyed part. I mean, sulphur is highly combustible, right? And so are farts. So what happens if you fart in these pants near an open flame? Sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. Then again, these pants are nicely marked down at Acrimony right now, and like I said, they look great… Okay, yeah, I think I’m willing to risk it.

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