I used to dabble in the ol’ Mary Jane back in my younger days, but shit’s all scary now, with “wax dab” and all the other crazy potent concoctions. At this age, the only wax I’m interested in, is the one coating the 8 oz. Martexin canvas used to make these Wilson & Willy’s Chore Coats and Anoraks. The jackets are unlined, so they’ll keep you protected without making you feel like you’re suffocating, and durable details like brass hardware and leather drawstrings mean a much longer lasting euphoria than you’d get from any kind of wacky tobacky. So learn it from watching me, and grab one at Wilson & Willy’s.

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