It’s time for me to grow up. No more silly blog posts with childish dirty jokes in them. I need to start acting my age, and The Knottery’s AW14 collection is going to help me do it. Made in Brooklyn out of grown ass fabrics like silk, cashmere, and wool, the co.’s ties, double-sided scarves, and adjustable caps demand to be written about seriously. Now, I’m going to end this post before I slip up and say something immature and off-color. Boobs.

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