Do you guys remember Frances, aka Hustler Kid, from Disney’s Recess? His signature contraband-lined, full-length coat taught an entire generation of aspiring drug dealers the importance of discretion, something this new Steven Alan Flight Parka provides plenty of. Made in the USA from water-repellent, 100% cotton “Panama weave” fabric from Italy, the jacket has a fully adjustable hood, side welt pockets, and zip closure with snap storm flap. So it’ll keep you, and whatever illicit substances you’re peddling, well protected.

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