One of the colors these Stan Ray CPO Shirts come in is called ‘Break Sand’ and the other is called ‘Centuary Navy’. The first makes me think about farting at the beach. And the second makes me think about a centaur, but, like, a blue one. If it seems like I’m really straining to come up with something clever to say about these, it’s because I am. They’re fucking CPO shirts. Really, really good ones, that are on major sale, but still, nothing groundbreaking happening, here. So yeah, take ’em or leave ’em.

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