This Snow Peak Indigo C/N Pullover is extremely good. It’s constructed in Japan from a cotton/nylon blend fabric that makes it the perfect transitional, lightweight outerwear piece. And yet, somehow, some way, that isn’t what absolutely sold me on it. You guys know that I like pockets. What you may not know is that I also like boobs. And this pullover’s front patch pockets are essentially big ol’ empty boobs for me to fill with whatever my little heart desires. Maybe I’ll fill them with things I need. Or maybe, I’ll fill them with things that make them feel like boobs. Probably the boobs one. Either way, I’ll take this jacket at 40% off, and, like, $12K less than actual implants.

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